Some random quotes I bookmarked as I surfed the Internets.

On web design…

Search Engine Optimization is the snake-oil of the web: provided by traveling salesmen who trust in their victims’ customers’ ignorance and fear to hock their tawdry wears. - Jake

On God’s grace…

I’d be in big trouble if Karma was going to finally be my judge. I’d be in deep s—. It doesn’t excuse my mistakes, but I’m holding out for Grace. I’m holding out that Jesus took my sins onto the Cross, because I know who I am, and I hope I don’t have to depend on my own religiosity.- Bono

From a bumper sticker…

If you wait til the 11th Hour, what happens if you die at 10:30? - Shyeah

On the state of affairs..

We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in “reality.” And reality has a well-known liberal bias. - Colbert

On the XBox 360…

It broke - Me