There are some pretty crazy (and if true, awesome) rumors floating around the Internets with what Apple is going to announce at the San Francisco MacWorld Expo in Jan ‘06. Here’s a quick sampling… I wonder how many of it is true?

• Apple may announce iPod with integrated Satellite Radio capabilities
• Intel Yonah Processor Launch on January 6th 2006
• 13.3-inch Widescreen iBook
• A Mac Mini DVR
• New iPod Shuffle due in January, smaller and in black

Here’s hoping the Mac Mini DVR is for real, I might just have to pick one up.

And for the weekend, here’s a few reasons why Chuck Norris is a hero:

If paper beats rock, and rock beats scissors, what beats all 3
at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris puts the m’s on m&ms.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful; it can be seen
from outer space by the naked eye.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies just check the
extinct species list.

and more reasons why Chuck Norris is a hero here…